Author: Ely
The First Patient
William Crane woke with a shudder. He was hunched over his desk, had developed a crick in his neck from sleeping at such an awkward…
How do I make a bunch of cardstock/cardboard punchouts?
So let’s say I was trying to make a few sheets with some rulers and chits on them, and scoring so the things can be…
where the sunsets are
Believe it or not the bulk of this was written October 21st, 2010 by 11:23 PM. There is a heaven in other people. There…
Recollections from Ashina
What I learned from beating Sekiro You will find yourself returning to the same circumstances again and again to meet your fiercest challenges. These may…
Dusky Futures
The future that awaits us is bathed in the light of a dying sun. I. As an American, I am heir to the hymns and…
Best part of waking up
The donut shop smelled like faint fryer oil and bad coffee, with a haunting cicada-like buzz coming from the overhead lights
“Being lazy, contentious, and misanthropic makes you the best kind of person,” say scientists.
SMOKING HELLMILL IN SILICON VALLEY– Researchers at Minderbinder University have confirmed what popular entertainment and private observations of disaffected adults have long reported: disinterest, argumentative belligerence, and outright disregard for other members of the human species is a sign of increased intelligence, emotional depth, and overall quality of personhood as defined by the latest in consumetric analysis. These people, or “super-watchers,” as they are scientifically known, have a keen sense for political, economical,…
It breathes in gales.
The ground could barely hold itself down on the inhale, and every frame of every building in the city strained to not buckle against the…
regret
I slipped beneath the shuttered doors and found myself upon a wet stone floor, and with each clatter of my feet against the stone I…