Best part of waking up
The donut shop smelled like faint fryer oil and bad coffee, with a haunting cicada-like buzz coming from the overhead lights
Month: December 2020
“Being lazy, contentious, and misanthropic makes you the best kind of person,” say scientists.
SMOKING HELLMILL IN SILICON VALLEY– Researchers at Minderbinder University have confirmed what popular entertainment and private observations of disaffected adults have long reported: disinterest, argumentative belligerence, and outright disregard for other members of the human species is a sign of increased intelligence, emotional depth, and overall quality of personhood as defined by the latest in consumetric analysis. These people, or “super-watchers,” as they are scientifically known, have a keen sense for political, economical,…