Rost propelled himself on one hand for forty miles,
And with the other for forty more. In this manner,
He crossed the Sea of Quietude, which was itself
Spitefully away from the light of day. Rost wore heavy
Armor fashioned from metal baking dishes and duct tape,
And he carried his sword through his chest.
Rost’s sword, the legendary Kyulchtr-chyutra
Was the bread-cleaver of a dwarf-giantess. with a ruby
Pommel and a claw-hilt for creaming butter.
Rost had fandango’d with the giantess for the privilege
So long as he promised to keep it close to his heart;
His sternum became its new sheath.
The sea was not water. Rost was careful not to drink
A drop of the dark he swam through.
To do so would sink him to the bottom,
Dead beyond death,
Where even the entropy slept.
He was very tired.
To get here, he had cursed the moon-lit sky six times as life left through
The sucking wound where Kyulchtr-chyutra slept.
The ground he cursed six times more, and he walked until
The world peeled from him and he fell through soft
Breezes, slowing as his feet broke the surface
And he was in the dark of the Sea.
The empty sun that hung overhead
Was a white ring that sung dim light
On Rost and helped illuminate his destination.
For what might have been a day he swam two hundred miles,
Falling into a slave stupor, his head bobbing lower
And lower with each and every stroke.
The horrible scratching of jagged glass against his chest
Woke him up, and he stood up on the eternal shore of silence.
It was obsidian that in the dim light had a shine
That made the coast look paved with lightning.
He pulled the sword out of his chest
And coughed.
Rost walked away from the coast, his left arm dragging
His sword behind him, leaving a thin trail in the glass.
Soon he was stepping on flat black stone and vicious little creatures
Came out to meet him. He forced his point and rivulets of blood
Wrapped themselves around the horns of the beheaded strewn like crumbs behind Rost.
He did not come for them; they were taken without hesitation.
In this twilight kingdom there was no
Horizon waiting, only a clear dark that hung
Over the empty space.
The only sight, beside the sun, to see were corpses
Of other men who came to face their demons
And did not make it so far.
Rost walked into a field of gravestones and
The natives of this other world began to keep
A healthy distance away from the man.
Rost could not read the names of the lost
And forgotten had come so far, only to bury
Themselves alive with their own melancholia.
Past the stones, Rost found his quarry
Wrapped around the steeple of a burnt church.
It was an ancient dragon, long bearded
And emaciated from the ages.
Rost raised Kyulchtr-chyutra and issued
Silent challenge to the dragon.
“I am the Grand Holy!
I am the Melchizedek and Melchior!
I am What Is and All That Was!”
said the dragon.
“I am Maker of Flames
And my name is Rex!”
“My name is Rost.
I am a man.
I come from above.”
said Rost.
“This sword is not mine,
But I’ll have your life.”
The dragon unwound itself from the church,
Beating gales with its wings and gathering
Breath in its terrible maw, many miles above.
Rost stood firm with Kyulchtr-chyutra
And the sword flourished,
Hastening the wind down.
Fire rained down
Out the dragon’s mouth,
Smoke and lightning clouding its face.
Rost covered his head and the cold steel
Of Kyulchtr-chyutra took in the flames,
Smelling of blood and bread freshly baking.
Rost pressed forward while the dragon
Was blind from its expulsions
And removed one of its toes.
He watched the pain quickly climb up
The long of the dragon,
Arching its back and forcing its roar.
Down came a claw, and off it went too.
Down came the maw, and the dragon
Hesitated before Rost’s sword.
Rost thrust Kyulchtr-chyutra forward
And cut into its jaw, the blade finally meeting
A match worth fighting.
Rost was flailed back and forth as
The dragon tried to knock the sword
Off of its face. Rost took a breath and
In the middle of the tussle found
Just the right angle to fling himself down
The throat of the beast.
The dragon heaved and coughed
With enough force that both Rost
and Kyulchtr-chyutra were thrown
Back to the stone-field where the corpse-trail
and head-path remained.
The dragon came soon.
Rost took up the sword again
With a resolute face.
He stared down the dragon as it glared.
There was a chittering noise,
tiny and fierce.
Rost heard it around him.
From the north came the dragon
And from the west came that noise
That in the south was just echo’d
But the east made in stereo.
Rost held his blade firm when
East came the first dragonling.
this is pretty good. i think what im going to remember from this story is the bread cleaver and the description of the sun and dragon. pretty awesome
is the sword in his chest in there “scott pilgrim” style or physically in him?